It’s really amazing how obviously this religion is just one big scam to control its followers…
It’s true, Satan was the first humanist.
Even back in the Garden of Eden he was just trying to educate them with the forbidden tree of knowledge. God wanted naive servitude, Satan knew that was just no way to live.
And he put Eve first. Hmmm
Maybe that’s why God (er, his people, at least) put Adam first ever since.